https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=218&p=41447#p41447
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GrouchoCaesar
Monday, 10 August 2009, 09:26 PM

Re: Oath Of The Sacred Shicken
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Ahem....

"I solemnly swear on my heart and shicken that I will respect the beavers and all their rights [i](and some of their lefts...)[/i] and leave some cheeze whiz in the refrigerator every time I leave the kitchen.  [i](If little else.  And another thing - cheeze whiz in a can? Why can't it use the sandbox like the rest of us?)[/i]

I also swear that I will obey all Clubhouse rules and show up at least once a day [i](whether wanted or not...)[/i] to let everyone know that I and my shicken[i] (or other duly appointed novelty poultry...)[/i] are still kickin... 

So say we all."

OK... now that I'm officially a bozo, where do I pick up my red nose?