https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=218&p=41457#p41457
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Endosphere
Thursday, 13 August 2009, 07:45 AM

Re: Oath Of The Sacred Shicken
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I don't think I would be a candidate for this shadowy conspiracy since I'm philosophically opposed to swearing any kind of oaths in general, but I read the whole thread and am not at all sure what this is about.   Perhaps someone could give a short refresher course for new people about the origins and purposes of the Order of Sacred Rubber [strike]Chickens[/strike] Shickens?  There seem to be some stern commitments required, but no mention of any benefits to joining the club (would a person get an e-mail diagram showing the secret handshake? a high-quality genuine plastic decoder ring? a handsome leather-bound copy of the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necronomicon]Necronomicon personally signed by Cthulhu?).  I think for your membership drive to be successful the club will need to give some thought to coming up with a slick advertising campaign, perhaps with music videos and celebrity endorsements (if Madonna or Britney Spears are not available, I bet you could get the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Raisins]California Raisins or [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALF_(TV_series))]Alf! pretty cheap these days).   Another sure-fire attention-getter would be to have a raffle to give away a fantabulous 1975 [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIL3fbGbU2o]Chrysler Cordoba (but only if you can find one with [i]rich Corinthian leather[/i]).

 :lmao:  :shocked!:  :liar: 

Of course since I'm writing as an outsider, if these suggestions don't seem appropriate to the goals, by-laws, or procedures of your club please feel free to ignore me.

 :ninja:
 :eh:


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