https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=3712&p=43140#p43140 ----------------------------------- leahman Monday, 24 October 2011, 04:54 PM Re: First Posetteforever "HUGS N' GIGGLES" Meetings ----------------------------------- :mmmh: [size=10]Hmmmm.... [/size] A man had just settled into his seat `next to the[i] window[/i] on a plane— [u]going from Frankfurt[/u], to the USA, when another man :glasses9: sat down in the aisle seat and put [i]his black Labrador Retriever [/i]in the middle seat -next to the man. :grommit: The first man looked very quizzically at the dog, licked his fingers, from the [i]sausages[/i] he'd been snacking on, and asked [u]why[/u] the dog was [i]allowed on the plane.[/i]The second man explained that he was from the[color=darkred] [b]D[/b]rug [b]E[/b]nforcement [b]A[/b]dministration [/color]and that the dog [i][u]was[/u][/i] a 'sniffing dog.' 'His name is[i][b] Sniffer[/b][/i] and he's the [i]best there is[/i]. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.' :koo: The plane took off, and finally it -leveled out, the Policeman said, [i][u]'Watch this.'[/u][/i] He told Sniffer to 'search'. [u]Sniffer[/u] jumped down, [i]walked[/i] along the aisle, and finally sat very [i]purposefully[/i] next to a large woman for several seconds. [u]Sniffer[/u] then returned to his seat, and put [i]one paw [/i]on the policeman's arm. :uuh: The Policeman said, '[u]Good[/u] boy', and he turned to the man and said, [u]'That woman[/u] is in possession of marijuana, I'm [i]making a note of her seat number[/i] and the authorities will apprehend her, when we [i]land.'[/i] 'Gee, that's [i]pretty good,[/i]' replied the first man.... :mmmh: Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to [u]search[/u] the aisles. The Dog sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed [i][u]two paws[/u][/i] on the agent's arm. :wink: The Policeman said, '[u]That man[/u] is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a [u]note[/u] of his seat number, [i][size=13]for the police.'[/size][/i] '[u]I like it![/u]' said his seat mate. The policeman then told [u]Sniffer[/u]... to 'search' again. [u]Sniffer[/u] walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came [size=13][u]racing[/u] back to the agent, [u][b]jumped[/b][/u] -back `into the middle seat and proceeded to [b][color=darkred]poop[/color][/b] [i][size=14][u]all over the place.[/u][/size][/i][/size] :shocked!: [u]The first man[/u] was really Shocked, and disgusted by this behavior— and [u]couldn't[/u] figure out `how or why a [i][size=13] [u][color=darkred]well-trained[/color][/u] dog[/size][/i] would [i][u]behave[/u][/i] like that, so he asked the Policeman, [i][u]'Eh... [u]What's[/u] [i][size=13]going on[/size][/i] ?'[/u][/i] The Policeman nervously replied... 'He's just found -a [i]bomb.'[/i] :uuh: :ROTFL: —Sorry.... I just `can't[i] help it...[/i] :lmao: