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Den Tracy
Saturday, 06 December 2003, 04:13 AM

At The Pearly Gates
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Three men die a few days before Christmas and find themselves at
the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is standing there and says to the men...
"Before you can enter Heaven, you must have something in your possession that is symbolic of this holy time."

The first man reaches into his pocket, fishes around a bit and pulls
out a lighter. He flicks the lighter and tells St. Peter that the lighter's
flame is symbolic of a candle. 
St. Peter finds this acceptable and lets the man enter Heaven.

The second man produces a set of keys and tells St. Peter that these are
symbolic of bells.  St. Peter lets this man enter Heaven as well.

The third man fumbles around and produces a pair of women's panties...
St. Peter raises an eyebrow and asks the man...
"What does this symbolize?"
The man, grinning like   :bigrinnin: Ozy Jones  :bigrinnin:  on an Aussie beach says...
"These? Why, these are Carol's"...  :bigrinnin:


