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Den Tracy
Friday, 19 December 2003, 01:21 AM

These are REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY, REALLY BAD
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1. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you,
    but don't start anything."

3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't
    serve food in here."

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
    says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two aerial antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
    The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
    taste funny to you?"

8. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
    Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
    you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
    to look at, either.

10. What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.


Yeah, I know ... 8-[


