https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=524&p=4749#p4749
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RedHawk
Wednesday, 24 December 2003, 07:39 PM


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OK, how about this one.....

A man and his son are on a road trip.
About an hour into the trip, the son turns to his father and says,
"Hey Dad, can I have some candy?"
The father replies "I didn't bring any candy."

An hour or so passes and the son, sure that his father brought candy, says
"C'mon Dad, lemme have some candy!"
Dad sighs, "I told you already, I didn't bring any!"

The son, frustrated by this point, shouts "Come on! Share the candy!"
Dad sighs once more and says "Look Son. Take the 'F' out of 'candy'
and tell me what you've got."
The son thinks for a moment before replying
"But Dad, there is no 'F' in 'candy'."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!
There ain't no F***ING CANDY!"
 :lmao:  [-X  :clap:


