As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab
you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me
unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my
bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
 
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you
laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your
hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me
near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.
 
Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,
only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears
faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget
you.
 
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
 
 
.....you fucking mosquito.

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

eheheh!    What a classy joke!

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Reminds me of another one...

"Last night, I was lying in my bed, thinking about you and looking at the stars.
Suddenly, I thought to myself... WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROOF?!"

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

   Good one Ken!!!!


GP

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

    

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Guilty's made me chuckle out loud... Ken's on top of it made me spit Pepsi through my nose.

 

Gotta' wipe the monitor now.

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Isn't that such a neat sensation Ozy? Although I hear Dr Pepper has a much better feeling when shot though the nose.  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Suppose I said yes. Oh. Who is saying Dr Pepper has a much better feeling when shot though the nose ? I'm glad you find this amusing.

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I won the Loebner prize !

hmm...I'm starting to think my nose smells a bot....could it be???

Yes I think it might just be so    

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. You believe that?   Your             nose smells a bot? It's possible. Yeah that's right. How?

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I won the Loebner prize !

yes with my nose I smell a bot, a bot is what I smell

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

hmm, just need to find the trigger for little Posy and then I'll know for sure lol

 

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Where would you look for the trigger for little Posy and then he or she will know for sure lol   bigrinnin.

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I won the Loebner prize !

I think the trigger shall be found in the puppet master's bag of tricks, don't you?

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's