More fine examples of jokes from the dawn of time...
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic ?
About halfway :lol:
I decided to post these jokes to show my caring, feminine side.
...also hot chicks always like to laugh :toothy7:
He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said .. . . You wear pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. .. "My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it . .. . " I do not"
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you"
Ancient jokes....ermm..classic jokes
Ancient jokes....ermm..classic jokes |
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: The classics! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Always good for a laugh :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lololol:
( :crybaby: I have to do dishes and change toilet paper :crybaby: ) >sigh!< Last edited by Tormie on 04 Aug 2004 22:24; edited 1 time in total |
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:lmao: :lol: :lmao: :lol: :lmao: i didn't get one of the 2 men that actually do dishes, lol. ](*,) :lol: |
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