[color=#7f0000:938046fa22]Three friends are awaiting in the anteroom of a "lady of the evening" (As Den Tracy called them, and they say this isn't a learning forum... :whistle: ).
The first one goes in and very soon the other two can ear noises and shrieks from the lady: "OH MY GOD! YES, WOW! PLEASE DON'T STOP!"
etc.
The man goes out satisfied and, smiling, says: "Try to do the same, if you can..."
The second one goes in and : "Ooooh! IT'S SOOO Big! Slow down! IT HURTS! UUUhhh! ooooUUUUH!"
When he goes out: " After me the grass will never grow..." >ZIP!<
The third one, a short man, enters and: "AAAAH! NOOO! PLEASE DON'T ! AAAAAHH!" (inhuman screams)
When he goes out the others two, astonished, asked him: "Hey, how do you made it ?"
The short man, with self-importance, replies: "Oh, I simply have broken her one arm..."[/color:938046fa22]
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Just shows that there is more than one way to achieve the end result :lol:
'Lady of the Evening' or as we say in Aussie, 'Lady of the Night', is a very quaint term and much more polite in mixed company. The sort of thing you could say around your grey-haired old gran' without causing her pacemaker to explode. |
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Since this is a learning forum, let's learn some more !
(Not about art, unfortunately) Prostitute : Some meanings other than the correct term above: (a) Lady Of The Evening (b) Lady Of The Night (c) Skanky ho (d) Town bicycle(s) (my particular favourite, everyone has had a "ride") (e) Can't say it here [-X The list goes on... :whistle: 8-[ :pray: |
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