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Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said:
Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup
housekeeping in your castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.
That night, while dining on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:
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I don't fucking think so.
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Poor... Poor prince 
.... it reminds my an old picture of mine:
