Subject: New Element Discovered
A major research Institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium". It has 1 neutron, 12 deputy neutrons, 75 assistant neutrons, and 224 deputy assistant neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no protons or electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact. A small amount of Governmentium causes a reaction to take 4 days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentiums mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administration, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons! :) :)

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Subject: Re: New Element Discovered
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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That's so true!

Subject: Re: New Element Discovered
Welcome to Posessteforever cheba70 :grin: :yeah:

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Subject: Re: New Element Discovered
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You have my vote for the Pultizer for Science.
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