I sit on a desk, or ride with you in a car.
I grab internet connects out of thin air for free, and frequently at a speed of 80 Megs p second -download speed. Speaking of downloads I can download anything and everything and I never give a thought to any stupid virus, or worm, or any of that junk. I kill bugs on contact. You don't need a cell phone when you have me and there's never a bill.
I run Windows faster than any PC and there's no platform or operating system I can't run. I make 80% of the graphics on the internet and almost all the graphics you see that are printed commercially.
While i can make Windows or Vista fly they can't run me at all. I make doing any task -easy, and i don't need any drivers to use a strange Camera, or printer, or scanner.
If you delete the wrong file then want it back I can take you back in time, so the file is still there.
I made the dinosaurs in Jerasic Park, and stopped the Aliens in Independence Day.
I try to be friends with PC in commercials though he is kind of a Dork.
What am I- ?
I'm the parent of the iPhone
I announced proudly in 1984, that I would "change everything".
I am a Macintosh and I'll be ready for you
when you are finally ready for me.












What kind of MAC do you have Leahman? 








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Macs are great but the price is very high. With the same pile of money I would build myself a scary PC with its own gravity field...

