Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a retirement community. They met
in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each
other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude
asked Maude out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant
in town. And despite his age, Claude was still a charmer. Afterward,
Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,
Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
Claude was thinking:
"If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."
Maude was thinking:
"If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
Subject: Maude and Claude
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:lmao:
Although... I don't think I'll set my imagination to work on a mental image of this :bigrinnin:
Although... I don't think I'll set my imagination to work on a mental image of this :bigrinnin:
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eheheh! What a rocky grandpa ! :lmao:
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