Smith suffered a mild heart attack. While recovering in hospital, his doctor put him on a strict, low-fat and sodium reduced diet.
"One more thing, Mr. Smith...no more sex with the wife for at least a month." said the doctor..."It could end up killing you"
"I think I can hold out that long" replied Mr. Smith.
To make sure that Mr. Smith didn't get any "sudden urges", he slept downstairs
on the sofa while Mrs. Smith slept upstairs. There were no problems for about two
and a half weeks. One night Mr. Smith could no longer "hold out" and in the dark he made his way to the stairs and was about to pay his wife a visit.
Halfway up the stairs he bumps into his wife who asks ...
"Where do you think you're going ?"
"I was going upstairs to die" replies Mr. Smith
"Oh yeah ? Well, I was just on my way down to kill you" said Mrs. Smith
