A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
#-o
Subject: Too Honest is not the best Policy!
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I tried the husband's line on Micky and along with being "cut off forever", I got two black eyes and a bunch of other stuff... :(
It's all your fault....
Oh yeah, she's gonna kill you...soon
It's all your fault....
Oh yeah, she's gonna kill you...soon
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:lmao:
not at you Den, but with you! I've been there myself.
not at you Den, but with you! I've been there myself.
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:lmao: Den Tracy you are some silly dude. never, I say never, arswer to a "How do I look" question
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Too late. WC !
I'm a goner.... :bigrinnin:
I'm a goner.... :bigrinnin:
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Darn tootin' there,bud
I must make a point to check in here more often and make sure that you guys
behave yourselves.
It's too late for Den, he's sleepin' in the garage, in the car.
Ha Ha Ha !
As for you there Mr. Jones, that was a good joke.
Don't push your luck.
I must make a point to check in here more often and make sure that you guys
behave yourselves.
It's too late for Den, he's sleepin' in the garage, in the car.
Ha Ha Ha !
As for you there Mr. Jones, that was a good joke.
Don't push your luck.
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:lmao: :lmao:
Farewell Den... #-o
Farewell Den... #-o
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