A risky joke


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#1  Den Tracy 22 Oct 2003 22:14

It was the beginning of the new school year and Johnnie was now in the 4th grade.
Everyone found their designated seats and waited for the young female teacher
to address the class.
She stood up and walked over to the chalkboard and introduced herself.

"Good morning class...My name is Miss Prussy and I will be your new homeroom
teacher"

"Good morning Miss Prussy" replied the class.
Mary put up her hand and Miss Prussy, after consulting the seating arrangement sheet said
"Yes, Mary... Do you have a question ?"
"How do you spell your name ?" Mary asked.
Miss Prussy proceed to spell out her name on the chalkboard and said
"It rhymes with pussy"....
The next day, before the daily lessons began  Miss Prussy asked a question...
"Does anyone remember my name ?"
None of the children put up their hand to respond.
From the back of the room Johnnie's hand is frantically waving.
Miss Prussy looked at the seating arrangement sheet and saw that the boy waving
his hand was none other than Johnnie.
"Johnnie, do you know what my name is" she asked
"I sure do... It's Miss Crunt ! replied Johnnie  
 



 
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#2  Ozymandias Jones 23 Oct 2003 22:54

So close to being dirty, but so far away.  
 




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