Once there was a perfect man and a perfect woman. The met and since their relationship was perfect, they got married. The wedding was perfect and their lifes as a married couple was also perfect.
One christmas when it was snowing the perfect couple went for a drive in their perfect car. Suddenly they saw someone on the side of the road, that seemed to have a flat tire. It was santa claus with a bag full of presents.
Since they didn't want to disapoint all the children, they offered santa a ride so that he would be able to deliver all the presents. THe weather then turned for the worse and they had an accident.
Only one person survived. Who?
(Think first and then scroll down)
Of corse the perfect woman survived. She is the only person in the story that exists in reality. Everyone knows there's no real santa....and what about the perfect men! Where are they?.....
For the women the story ends here. The men can read on.
Bonus for men:
If santa doesn't exists and the perfect man doesn't exists, that means the woman was driving. That explains the accident.
And one more thing:
If you're a woman and read the end of the story, that proves that women NEVER do what they're told.
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