I'm doing the usual cleaning of my spamcop account (I pay them to keep my emails clean and report the spammers) and I couldn't laugh for what they try in order to push you to open the email:

To give you the idea, they use the same kind of Italian that can be compared to my spaghetti english   ...

translated

"WE KNOW, you want the woman"  
"Let's buy the FORCE for your penis, and save 85%" I choose the dark side of the FORCE for my penis  
"Have a SEX like a world champion?" How is the sex of a world champion ?
"REDBULL for your precious thing"  
"DOPING for your precious thing"    

Oh, my poor penis aka "my precious thing" Would it become like a laser sword if I buy some of that FORCE   ?

Chicca will get blue stains jumping onto your "family jewels" again

She is very angry , she refused to eat the cat food and wants another brand but I'm refusing to give her another brand of meat. I bet tomorrow morning her plate will be empty ...

Cicca won   ... But she is angry with me   ... Who will keep my (stinky   ) feet warm ?