Or this landman.                   

lol, okay I'll be sure to stop doing all of that, and doing a little of the other with a lot of that last part and a few of these........ that I want to try out for the posetteforever season belly floping contests. Weeeeeeelllllllllllll I think I've got all my hand movements covered now or do I........

I think you missed a couple of hand movements...

I'd demonstrate, but I'm in polite company

step into my office where the company is never polite ozy dear      

Ohhhh, how can I say no