Oh let me draw him a number....can I draw it on his belly? I'll give him number 0 and make a donut out of it with his belly button
Okay, well to be serious for a min (that's all I can be serious for people!) because posetteforever is such a large town and I tend to stop at the local bar before heading to the clubhouse for a tuna tart and warhead mixer to start my day, I have a lot of trouble getting lost here. Which is why I sometimes don't find these little new spots in town until they have been around so long they are no longer hot topic. Anyhoo, this may explaine why I'm always the last to join in, or respond or why you have found me face down in the gutter a few times...I still swear that I have no idea how I managed to get out of Deviant's pole dancing club threw that small bathroom window and why I don't remember anything of it. No I don't want to see pictures...
Okay, but back to the topic at hand....I would be honored to also apply for a number here and give you my lifes story...a mug shot and a complimentry penguin holder.
Thank you and now I've got to go find the nearest bathroom from this joint...anyone got directions?
I only get a sack full of apples doing this you know. 
