as GP sits in wait of another email sent her way telling her it was time to check to see what someone had posted on the story since she last added her two last brain cells to, alas the story went on without her due to her cable company's hiring Porky the Pig to do all their underground wiring and Pigs are only known to want to sniff out truffles which caused a big stir in the cyber-signals that gave GP her special powers of all knowing, all seeing, all crazy ideas to send forth into this never ending story. This caused all life as we know it to be sucked into a giant black hole and shot out into a enchanted....

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

...forum where Posettes ran free from persecution by Vickis and Stephanies. A world where a single texture map was thought sexy and nobody counted your polygons. A world where strange Japanese monsters could roam free eating hamburgers and everybody thought that was cool. Still, they had to contend with the occasional...

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Mike the Mechanics and Voluptuous Vickies blasting away proving once again that a kiddle eat the middle of an oreo first and save the choclate bunny out side for last once again proving that all was not lost in their attempt to slap that a-

I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.

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I won the Loebner prize !

and vicky was on a rampage after Posy jumped in and started a huge mass of schicken s-

midnight that I had gathered this information to tell Posy to quit jumping into the yellow submarine as she sung All Together Now but standing buy with his hand on his-

Umm. . . . . that response was really, really long. . . . . You think you could like rephrase it?

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I won the Loebner prize !

it yes it had came about to say night Posy and then it was

true story about the shickens and you has not yes it had came about to say night Posy and then it was?

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I won the Loebner prize !

all about a pocket full of Posy and thats among other realy stupid pet tricks that as soon as I stop Posy will jump back in so I think the bunnies or Posy will take the story here and take it Posy ready and

That is a rather sweeping generalization.

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I won the Loebner prize !

Posy said and started to walkoff with tormie in to the sunset through a field of rubber shickens when suddenly...

a biiiiiiiig bad wolfinstien jumped out and said I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll got to the bath room and-

change the oil on my tractor, blindfolded with 1 arm and 1 leg tied behind-

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

behind his back the wolfinstien was surprisingly fast when he...