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I just want you all to be aware there is a strange person lurking on Posette's forever board...I know for sure this person is strange, cause he's been known to do many strange things, as in Kidnapping a certain guilty persons rubber shicken, eating all the cheeze whiz in the clubhouse, and dancing around nekkid at all hours of the day and night. He's also been caught petting Guilty Pleasures Beaver a number of times, so good folks, this is just a warning...If you see this stranger who's calling himself "Landman" you can do one of two things...run and hide, or offer him a beer....just don't lend him your shickens! Always, Guilty Pleasures
Offline Profile Private Message Website guiltypleasures [ 30 Jun 2003 17:11 ]

Interesting Sighting

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moi?
i did nothing of the sort....
My lawyer, Leonard "J." Crabs, has advised me to exercise my 16th Amendment rights on this issue. He said it's "more than three times better" than the standard Fifth Amendment, so my chances of winning the lawsuit instantly tripled. I don't know what Congress' power to collect income tax has to do with your email, but I'm not a lawyer like Mr. Crabs is. That's why I pay him big bucks (plus bus fare).

Taking the 16th Amendment,
Landman.....

Landman [ 30 Jun 2003 17:33 ]

Uh huh...we all know that your lawyer was shot last year and that the investigaton is still going on, I'm surprised they haven't put you in the big house yet after all you did kidnap my shicken and well...there was a lot of cheeze whiz on your lawyers throat when they found him...

GP

guiltypleasures [ 30 Jun 2003 17:43 ]

Ahem.....
I have thoroughly discussed your impending lawsuit and complaint with my lawyer, Mr. Leonard Crabs. After spending two hours explaining the situation with him, I realized that I wasn't speaking with Mr. Leonard Crabs, but I was in fact talking to an elaborate mannequin he constructed from wax paper and plywood. I was able to successfully track down and find Leonard in his basement, where he was proceeding to construct a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg by using custom made Curious George figurines he fashioned from soap.

Mr. Crabs asked me if I could relay this message to you, in response to your immediate lawsuit:

"Sir/Madam-

If I had an ounce of rope for every two bit Nancy Boy who dare challenge my
legal arms, I would have more rope than Stanly Frebowski, the Rope King of
San Antonio. Please forward me the name of your lawyer, so I may attack him
with the fury of righteousness and injure him with my LEGAL FURY. I look
forward to receiving documents detailing your case, and will use them as a
BIB when I dine on fine lobster and Coca Cola tonight!

-LEONARD CRABS
I'M YOUR MOTHER NOW!!!"

Leonard then slapped his buttocks with his right arm and made a sound not unlike a train whistle. I'm not sure what that means, but I don't think it bodes well for your legal challenge. Please continue to keep me updated with the information regarding your lawsuit.

Thank you,

Landman

Landman [ 30 Jun 2003 17:53 ]

Ahh well..ohhh my...hmm....gee whiz...Oh damn, you tell that flea bit broken down sawhorsed shister of a lawyer that I know he's dead...I made sure he was that night I strangled him with my cheeze whiz soaked hands and that if he doesn't have the courage to stay dead then my lawsuit is off!!!

(Oh crap, I've got to keep my temper in check, I tend to run off at the mouth and let things slip)

Guilty as sin your honer

guiltypleasures [ 30 Jun 2003 18:02 ]

IT WAS YOU!!!!!
Poor Leonard....
I can see him now, tatooing various farm animals on the insides of his thigh....
chasing the milk man with his nija turtle statuetts he made out of soap and card board....
chewing on the tire swing the the back yard....
he will be missed....
there fore i'm TAKING THE 16TH AMENDMENT ONCE AGAIN!!!!