Gin, would be my choice if I was drinking..
But I normally don't drink anything harder than a beer once in awhile unless we go out for drinks (which is a very rare thing)
You sir are a horrible horrible man!!! I can't imagine anyone going out and stealing little gnome's and placing them into a glass full of rocks and drinking them up!
Can't have a proper gnome-yell without a gnome..
Of course, we let the little buggers go afterwards. It's not like we gulp them down or anything. sheesh