Yep ya heard right, the clubhouse is giving away free gifts to all visitors for a very limited time only!
This is a top quality, high end item that's sure to be a hit in your neck of the woods and also would make a mighty fine present for someone you love.
So don't waste time cause they will be all gone before you know it (meaning, get your butts over here and pick one up!)

Always,
A Pleasure doing business with ya

I want one, I want one!

 

too late, they went like hotcakes on a hot griddle Ozy...maybe next time.
Who knows though, there might be more free stuff given away at a later date...step into my office and we can discuss this matter further  

Always,
ready to go

You're not getting fresh with me, are you missy?

uh no way, my freshness has expired a number of years ago...I know this because I checked my "use by" date tatooed on my left thigh and it said "Use before 9/23/1999 to ensure freshness"

Always
Guilty Pleasures

Sheesh, must be getting a bit gamey around your place . I thought it was the left over cheese whiz

a good clothes pin works wonders

GP

That does explain alot sav......
it's a good thing i used you back in 98 then.....

  at wot landman said

Now don't do that Ozy, it only encourages him! sheesh
 

aaaahhhchoooooo!!!

Try saying that with more or less context.

Bless you

danks.....
i hab a code still nob fewwing well ab all

Oh poor thing...here's some vicks!

GP