Subject: What a mess
I go away for a little bit (okay a long bit, but who's counting....err tormie has been marking the calendar since my departure) But anyways, this place is a mess! :uuh: Dust everywhere, pizza boxes and beer cans all over the place, FART stains on the sofa :sick: , my penguins have run amuck, the shicken looks like he hasn't eaten in weeks and I don't even want to know what's growing on my tuna tarts! :crying: Do you guys even know what a broom is? Sheesh, I guess I'll be here awhile doing some big clean up! :bad-words:
On the brighter side, I've been wanting to re-decorate this place for ages, guess this is as good a time as any :) New curtains, new furniture, nice wood floors and a big screen tv should be good for a start. I'm thinking maybe even updating the kitchen too. I found that if we do it ourselves we can save a fortune so how bout it guys, you in for a re-haul on this ol clubhouse? :pray: :eh: :mmmh: Okay I'll thow in more pizza, beer, freshly baked tuna tarts and even a big cake with ice cream, now who's in? :clap: :grin:

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:uuh: work ? :mmmh: Homeworks... "Beam me up, Scotty!!" :cya: ... ( Tormie disappears... :dontknow: )

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Big screen tv good. :D
Work bad. :sick:

Heeeeeey! What happen to the War Head Mixers? :nono:

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TORMIE!!!!!!!!! Get right back here, you have work to do! < :lmao: Tormie work, now that's funny :lmao: >
Sorry Kenny, there will be no Warhead Mixers until the work is done, can't have you all passed out before we even start right? :eh:

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Ummm... Ma'am? Could you clean out the kitty litter while you're at it? Kinda hard to carouse with crossed legs...

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Oh sure, why not, I have nothing better to do today than clean this clubhouse :wink: Maybe you should be an "outside" cat and then we wouldn't need the litter box? Wait..I forgot, tormie likes to use it to FART in when he's not on the sofa. Little box stays! lol

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Tormie floats away on the Enterprise... :baloon: ...

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Big Shicken! lol

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Hello there, ummm, just wanted to say hi. Gotta get going now.

No, no. I've no idea how to use a broom.... bye

:koo:

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:mmmh: they don't have brooms down under Ozy? :eh: Oh well, I'll just call up a cleaning service, I think I still have one of Tormies credit cards :whistle: :uuh: :grin:

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:uuh: A new hole in the fish tank that's my bank account :crybaby: ...

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:mmmh: :crying: :crying:


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