There is talk that an opening has come up for a PF A##Hole, so in order to be fair and give everyone a chance at having this honor, you must first apply here. All applications must be in duplicate, triple signed and noterized by the surgon general. Also they all must be done in Pink ink only or will be rejected by our staff department head. The application must include your name, eye color, a brief description of your mental health, if you like Peas, and the reason you believe you would be fit for this job. Also include a picture of your bum (clothing required, no hairy butts will be allowed) We would also like a small donation of some cheeze whiz if possible (always helps to bribe the judges )


Thank you and we look forward to your submission

GP (Grand Planner)

My Application:
[color=#ff00ff:7c1547ddcb](_|_) Note the pink.....  
Sign Sign Sign

ISURGEONGENERALNOTERIZED  


Landman
Green sometimes purple depends on the phase of the moon.....

Mental Health - Mental....
I Like Peas, cheeze, meeze and fleas......
I feel I am fit for the job because I have one....
 
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My duplicate.....
[color=#ff00ff:7c1547ddcb](_|_) Note the pink.....  
Sign Sign Sign

ISURGEONGENERALNOTERIZED  


Landman
Green sometimes purple depends on the phase of the moon.....

Mental Health - Mental....
I Like Peas, cheeze, meeze and fleas......
I feel I am fit for the job because I have one....
 
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GP, as long as you said to have not an a**hole, I hope you will win   !

Gee thank you Tormentor, but because I don't have one, I thought it best that I screen the applications and let you pick the winner

 

Winner of the PF A##Hole Contest is Landman by a Landslide!
(since he's the only one who applied for the position)

Congrat's landman!!!  
I'm sure you will do the job well!  

GP

Congratulations to our new resident A**HOLE.  

I would have applied but I already hold that position at work and in my ex's eyes, so I didn't want to spread my talents too thin  

Yeah we don't really want to see your "talents" spread either dearie lol

Ouch. That hurts. And I though you all liked me  

 

Yeah we like ya!
Psst....you can spread your "talents" at my place anytime dearie!

 

Congrats Landman ! I knew you was the right man   !

  My Speech.....
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(_o_)  BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
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Brilliant speach, you need to be at the Academy Awards in future....