The Easter interview: Kenny Koenig aka tda42
in the last rows... Suddenly a bullseye light is pointed on the stage where we can see tormie in a tuxedo dress, obviously too small for him. He is picking his nose and now he looks very embarassed 
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A distant voice: "Hey, enlarge that light! It's too small for that fat dude!". Another: "Now we know who farted!"... Laughs in the theater, Tormie blushes to death...
"ahem...
... Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you to be here for the main event ! Our interviews became famous in all the virtual world during the years and I can see that more and more people has come to the posetteforever auditorium for the show. Thank you, thank you very much, we'll take good care of the cash 
:yeah:"
"Tonight, for the easter interview we have Kenny Koenig, the well known tda42, Heeeere iiiiis Kenny!"
Applauses, flower thrown on the stage, girls yells while Kenny enters the stage and take a seat on the easy chair, always the same chair, the one full of hundreds farts :sick:. Kenny looks very healty and smiles to the crowd while salutes raising his hands
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"What I know about Kenny? I know that he is from Tennessee that is one of the states of the big country that are the U.S.A., so as usual too far from here to know it personally, but on TV I've seen that Tennessee is famous for the music, and music is a big part of Kenny's life. Also Kenny is one of the oldest friends of Posetteforever, Posy
and me (a little tear on Tormie's cheek), but now, after all these nonsenses, here is the microphone Kenny, and let's start the interview !"
1. Tell us a little about yourself...personal background, family, etc. What ever you are comfortable with.
Answer:I was born in Detroit Michigan. From there I moved to Tennessee where my Music took shape. I had played in the Virginia, Richmond area along with Maryland areas and played there as well. I am a musician and have been with some good bands. I have a brother. I have been in the United States Navy for 6 years and worked
with F-14 Tomcats and served aboard 2 Aircraft Carriers. Anchors Away!
2. Where your nickname come from ?
Answer:My nickname come from my Chi dog named Tda. The 42 was a number from the Time I took up Poser and started making sence to the software.
3. How did you found Posetteforever ?
Answer:It was by accident really. I was surfing the net for Poser sites and I ran into Posetteforever. The
thing that got me the most was everyone was so different and the art was as well. Everyone had a great sence of humor and I felt like I fit right in. So I have been here every sence.
4. Where are you now?
Answer:Hmmm. In front of my computer?
5. Can you describe what you see from your favourite window ?
Answer:A house and a road. No wait a dog just ran by and ..........still a house and a road. No there is a car.
Yes yes a car just went by annnnnnnnnd...........yep............a house and a road.
5. Do you like to live there ?
Answer:I guess. It's a living.
6. There's a typical food there ? Do you like it ? How it is made ?
Answer:PIZZA! I don't need to discribe the mouth watering taste that has been put into a humans mouth for
decades.
(Tormie agrees and approves
)
7. What's your favourite drink ?
Answer:Coke or Pepsi, Root Beer. I said Root Beer Tormie not Beer. *Sheesh.*
(Tormie:
)
8. Do you use to read while sitting on the throne in the toilet ? If yes What ?
Answer:The News Paper is what you make of it in the world these days. It's crap so if you don't have toilet paper, I think you know what you have to do.
(Tormie:
)
9. What do you do when you're alone, or when you think no one see you ?
Answer:LOL! Make an absolute fool of myself. I always like to ham it up a bit.
10.What's the software you use the most for making your scenes in 3d art ?
Answer:Poser,bryce,photoshop,Truespace, Picture Publisher, Simply 3D, and about 8 more to mention for animation. Would like Studio Max but it is a little high for the price right now. Maybe later.
11.How long have you been working with digital art, 3D and/or Poser ?
Answer:Well in a nut shell I have been working with it for about 10 years now as far as 3D art. Now as for Poser I ran into it because I needed some people to put along with the backgrounds and modeling that I made. So I ran into Poser by mistake. Seen Poser 4 and I thought hey I could really get into this. I have done modeling and background with photoshop. Just what ever I can get my hands on and if it works for me.
12.Have you ever visited another country ? What country(ies)?
Answer:Yes I have. Spain,Italy,England,Germany,Canada,Mexico, and Down Unda. I have always wanted to go other places. Thilda I always wanted to see your country. I have never been there.
13. Do you consider yourself an artist or a hobbyist when it comes to digital art ?
Answer:Hmmm! A hobbiest is someone that does something that they like. An artist is someone who creates, so I would have to say an Artist. I think we are all that in some form.
14.Do you use a particular tecnique ?
Answer:I try to do the other thing. You know be diffirent. I finger paint. (Kenny looks for his pitures he did when he was 3 years old)
15.What got you interested in digital art ?
Answer:It's animation that got me into it. The whole in your face experience. The colors, I love colors in the art. It's
eye candy for the mind.
16.Do you use only Posette/Dork for human characters in your pictures ? why ? why not ?
Answer:I use Posette more than Dork. I use Dork for more of the humor side of my work. He just makes me laugh with the expressions I can get out of him. I also use V1,V2 and *sigh* V3. Which in my mind the gal is as stiff as a board. I have Michael but never have really used him for any seens except the explosives in a box seen. Of coarse that went horribly wrong and I lost a good model in that one. May he rest in peace.
17.Do you have formal training or are you self taught ?
Answer:In a way yes I have some formal training. I have a degree in Machineing and CNC Programming. So when it came to models I fit right in
to the model thing.
18.What's your favourite artistic style ?
Answer:It would be Olivia De Berardinis. She makes great art with women and doesn't degrade them. As far as others it would be in all of the Science Fiction Artwork.
19.Do you have other hobbies or special interests ?
Answer:I have been a Pro Musician for years. That would be my interests at most. I love music. Fusion Jazz, Fusion Rock, Country, Prog Rock, Rock, Blues. You name it I have played it.
20.Where is your strength coming from ?
Answer:People and what they do in their life. It makes me a better person. I always love to talk and to some,I can't
seem get enough of it. LOL! But in a lot of cases, to learn is to be silent.
21.Will you invite us at your spring party ?
Answer:Sure, (Kenny looks in the fridge to see if there is enough food. There is a knock on the door.)
(>Knock!< >KNOCK!< >KNOCK!!!)
22.Do you have a suggestion for Posetteforever ?
Answer:Always leave the light on. It is a portal to all the good people that come here.
23.Do you use to BURP without containment if you think you're alone ?
Answer:Doesn't everybody?
(Tormie: "Damn, gotcha :redface:")
24.Do you sing under the shower or in the bathtub ?
Answer:Yes and I still think the reverb is bit to much.
25.You said once that if you farted and then immediately turned off the light, the FART couldn't find you, do you still agree with it ?
Answer:It sure does. Even when you accidentally lock yourself inside. I remember waking up an hour later.
26.Do you use to FART when you're in the tub just to see all those bubbles
Answe:Ever heard of Hi Bocky?
27.Have you ever tried to sink your ducky farting in the tub ?
Answer:Only if there was a hole in it. There Unsinkable you know.
(Tormie think that his farts are very powerful now
!)
28.Do you use to FART on cold days ? Don't you think that your bum would produce visible "clouds" the same way your breath do ?
Answer:Do you mean kind of like a car. Now where getting some where.
29. What is that big cloud behind you ?
Answer:If I didn't know better I would say it was coming from Italy from your bathroom. Tormie close the door will you.
(Tormie:
)
30. Do you think that if you pick your nose deep enough, you would find gnomes' gold ?
Answer:Well I would like to be known for a guy who had an open mind and a hole in his head to prove it.
31. What's your favourite book ?
Answer:S is for Space by Ray Bradbury. I love his science fiction. It is way out there.
32. What's your favourite TV show ?
Answer:The New Outer Limits.
33. What's your favourite band or singer ?
Answer:My favorite bands are Rush, Dream Theater, Starcastle, Lake, Camel, Alan Parson's Project. I have tons and not just one. As far as Vocals it would be Jon Anderson for Yes.
34.What's your favourite movie?
Answer:SciFi mainly. Event Horizon, Silent Running, Blade Runner, and the classic movie The Omaga Man.
35. What's your favourite digital art site ? (*wink* *wink* *blink* *blink* *bribe* *bribe*)
Answer:Why none other than Posetteforever of coarse. "Pssst" Thanks for the years supply of that special
war head mixers of GP's you got stashed out back. Oh! , and the new rubber Duck. I sunk mine. I think you know how.
(Tormie think
that he has to put a bigger toy in the tub now )
36. Where you would go now ?
Answer:In the kitchen. All this typing has made me hungry.
Thank you Kenny
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! Before you leave friends, the security just told me that someone has stolen all the cars in the parking, we're sorry for the inconvenience 
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