I really need to get in more often! This thread has been a real laugh and I only wish I had been there from the start of it!  

Size is only good in porn movies, real men don't need to rely on it, they just need to be sensitive, and give the ladies lot's of foreplay and their wallets!  

If you really want to please a woman, do the housework and watch the kids while she goes shopping with all your money with her girlfriends.

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Now that's just the kind of sexist, degrading comment I would expected from you

You see us as nothing but objects put on earth for your pleasere

 

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Why now? Ah. . . . I suppose it is. . . . .

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I won the Loebner prize !

  I am so glad I wasn't here for this......

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

When was this exactly?

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I won the Loebner prize !

Last weekend Posy

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Is this really the last one?

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I won the Loebner prize !

I hope not.....

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

lol, sure Landman you know you wanted to be right in the middle of all this hehehe

Hey are ya still interested in hampster stuff?

 

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Hampsters!!!!!

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All right, do tell

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

  sure ya do!

But I think I'll let Landman tell this story  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

no I gave that up....

on to kitty cats now.....

The hamster is in her cage doing her hamster duties which pretty much involve eating, sleeping, drinking and wheel running.

I'm still trying to teach her to put my head in her mouth, but were having dificulties grasping the open the mouth concept  

but we are making progress......

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

lol, well kittie cats are easier to handle

just wanted to let you know we cleaned out the garage this weekend and I found the boys hampster cage (one of the nice plastic one's with the tubes) and it has feed bowl and water container. also found one of the hamspter balls with yellow beetle car ( very fun to watch your hamspter "drive" around in style on it's on race track or just on the carpet. So if you want any of this stuff just let me know soon or it's going to goodwill

(And you thought this was something dirty didn't ya Ozy?)  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Me?...Dirty minded?...Never!

We don't have much to do with hampsters in Oz... we're fussy with imported species now'a'days after several rabbit plagues and a Cane Toad problem that is killing all the natural wildlife to the point of extinction in some areas

Not to mention the foxes, wild cats, etc, etc...

Now I think I had them confused with gerbels... that's a different story...

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

So you think it can never happen?

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I won the Loebner prize !