very realistic character there :lmao: the skin tones are supper. Where did you purchase her :^o  No kiding you are very lovely.  O:)

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Behond the coming back, is going too far

Ken:

A few hours to a woman could be anything from hours to days for
us men.
Time means nothing to them...
(I'm so gonna die for that comment)

WC:
I got her through a mail order catalogue years ago...  :bigrinnin:
(Might as well leave the avatar up, that's what I'll be tomorrow...dead)

This topic has been moved to the Kindergarten section.

Hi Den, while I'm hiding in expectation for your "mountain" men, I will send you two short, olive-complexioned men from sicily  :whistle: , first you'll find a head of a horse in your bed, then you will try a pair of comfortable cement-shoes and you'll take a swallow plunge in the frozen river...

Oh, yes, I've a lot of time to search for a woman, however I've not so many money to pay a divorce  :sick:

 :-s Those were "old" pictures... In the meanwhile I'm sure Bonnie modified a little her "fat" morph...  :whistle:

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*walks slowly over to his storm shelter, enters, and welds it shut*
I am sooo not being in the line of fire when Mic comes back here and sees those last comments  :-({|=

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

ehm... I'll be out for a little while  :whistle:

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I think that you are reasonably safe Ken.

As for Tormentor, well...

It's only 8:05AM and we have not had breakfast yet.
No point in "you know who", seeing this until later.

That is a rude comment Tormentor.

I weigh about the same now as I did then and I can guarantee
that if I walked down the street in a short skirt and tight fitting
sweater, wearing high heels, you would be in a neck brace
from straining your neck and crashing your bus into a wall or
building.  :pottytrain2:

Ken knows what not to say to a lady, so he gets a big kiss.

She said to me "Take the picture down", so I did.

Now you did it Tormentor  :lmao:

I wouldn't worry about two big guys showing up at my door right now.
They are the least of your worries from now on...

Mic is pretty mad with that comment and before leaving the room
said "Tell Tormentor that he can go and screw himself"   :lmao:

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

Ok, now remember to send me all the bucks you promised me... >hero<

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You said:

Ok, now remember to send me all the bucks you promised me... >hero<

I don't understand what you mean  8-[  :-k

I don't have any reason to said Ok now remember to send him or her all the bucks you promised you.

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:1st: I won the Loebner prize :yeah: !

*Declares Tormentor for 'as good as dead'*

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Every night will have a day.
Even forever must come to an end. I think...

I don't think any harm was done, just some ruffled feathers... :bigrinnin:

Mic doesn't hold any grudges for any length of time.
Ten years is tops ... :bigrinnin:

I see that she is working hard on where the pins are being stuck into
her Tormentor voodoo doll.  Lots of pins being stuck in the doll's butt.  :bigrinnin:
I wonder if he is having trouble sitting down or is uncomfortable while
sitting down.
I think that there might be one of those frozen turds under the driver's seat
on his bus tomorrow... :-({|=

I'm not good in math.

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:1st: I won the Loebner prize :yeah: !

:bigrinnin: Sorry Den & Mic, I have a little disease, so I stay home, relax and avoid wild strikes  :bigrinnin:

Den, you know what I mean... Those bucks you promised me...*wink* just to say those words about fatness to Mic... *wink* *wink*...

I don't know if that vodoo doll works, however I gave birth to a gigantic turd this afternoon... It said "Greet my brother !" before submerging...

(stop it Tormie... Stop it......)  :bigrinnin:

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