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As I promise here's the Ode to farting. It's a very old one , the author is an anonimous. This is considered as socialistic/comministic humour. First I'll write the bulgarian version and then the english translation (or something similar :oops: ) I'm sorry but the rhyme will be lost. 8-[

[color=blue:f1cf526a71]"Purdete , bratia bez stesnenie
ne se izmuchvaite ot zor.
Zashto e tui ogranichenie
kogato nujen e prostor...?"[/color:f1cf526a71]

[color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71]FART , brothers , without any embarrassment
don't be hard pressed.
Why is this restriction
when you need open space..?[/color:f1cf526a71]

[color=blue:f1cf526a71]"Prudniata , bratia e fiziologia
i riaduk kavalerski jest.
Vuv neia niama demagogia
a doblest , ritsarstvo i chest."[/color:f1cf526a71]
[color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71]
The FART , brothers, is physiology
and a rare gallant gesture.
There is no demagogy in farting
but only courage, knighthood and honour.[/color:f1cf526a71]

[color=blue:f1cf526a71]"Prudniata , bratia dar bojestven e
che samo zdravii guz purdi,
A shom e grumka i turjestvena
tia nivga ne smurdi."[/color:f1cf526a71]

[color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71]The FART , borthers is something divine
because only a strong a**e can FART.
And when the FART is loud and solemn
it never smells bad.[/color:f1cf526a71]

[color=blue:f1cf526a71]"Prudniata , bratia e izvustvo-
prekrasen musicalen dar
kato purdish , purdi sus chuvstvo
s kvalifikatsia i jar."[/color:f1cf526a71]

[color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71]The FART , brothers is an art-
a beautiful musical gift
when you FART , do it with emotions
with qualification and passion[/color:f1cf526a71]
[color=blue:f1cf526a71]
"Prudni vednuj i ti v jivota si
gospojitse bez da se sramish.
Az zman , che vecher vuv legloto si
ti tainichko purdish , purdish"[/color:f1cf526a71]

[color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71]
FART and you lady even for one time
in your life , without beeing ashamed of it.
I know that every night you secretly
FART and FART in your bed.[/color:f1cf526a71]


[color=blue:f1cf526a71]"Prudni sus men drugarko zdravata.
Prudni sus men vuv ritum jiv
i tulo vij suzdali sme v durjavata
nov samodeen kolektiv."[/color:f1cf526a71]
[color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71]
FART good and hard with me my comrade,
FART with me in alive rhythm
and maybe we can create in the country
a new amateur farting group.[/color:f1cf526a71]

WOOOHA !!! :bigrinnin: :bigrinnin: What a poetry :dancing: !! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


One of the funniest poetry ever :ROTFL: ...

I'll add it to our diary :lol: :lol: :lol: ...

Thank you erenda !! :bigrinnin:

Thank you! :oops: It's really great poetry :bigrinnin:

:lmao: :lmao:

I love European humour! That is funny

...of course I don't really understand what this farting is all about, a real gentleman wouldn't :whistle:

:lol:

Funny, creative and load poetry. Thanks for sharing :dancing: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Everytime I think that I have hear it all, I hear some more! :lol:

:lmao: :lol: :lmao: :lol: :lmao: :lol: :lmao: :lol: :lmao: :lol:

:sick: :sick: :sick: ... Please open the window !!! :sick: :sick: :sick:

:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

Why open the window? I don't smell anything,

except for the rubber of my filter mask. ;-)

Pangor

Now I know who has stolen my mask !! :sick: :sick: :sick: !!

;-)

Pangor

I don't smell anything too. [-X Maybe because this FART was loud and solemn! :lmao: :bigrinnin:

Yes 8-[ ... Sure... Ladies' farts are silent and sweet smelling 8-[ 8-[ ...

Gospel !