Why women are smarter than men!


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#1  Ozymandias Jones 30 Jun 2003 06:48

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our
cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from  God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest
of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this,
here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle  of
wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies," No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

 
 




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#2  Den Tracy 01 Jul 2003 14:25

This is funny   , but I wouldn't put it past someone to try it. !
 



 
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#3  Tormie 22 Jul 2003 21:33

  I like this kind of humor ! I've to stay longer in this forum ...
 




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#4  Ozymandias Jones 23 Jul 2003 01:37

Glad we can amuse you.
 




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