♥ PosetteForever ♥

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a
misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf
and he yelled at me about the price."

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls
are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane
ticket."

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the
back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska

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:ROTFL:  :ROTFL:  :ROTFL:  :ROTFL:  :ROTFL:  :ROTFL:  :ROTFL:  :ROTFL:  :ROTFL:  :ROTFL:  :ROTFL:

:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :clap:  :clap:

:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :bigrinnin:  :lol:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :bigrinnin:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  #-o  :lmao:  :lmao:  =;  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :dancing:  :dancing:  :lmao:  :lmao:

:banana:  :banana:  :banana:  :banana:  :banana:  :banana:  :banana:  :banana:  :banana:

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:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: .... :-k wait a sec, I'm a blonde  8-[  #-o

:lololol:  :lmao:  :lol:  :lmao:  :lol:  :lmao:  :lol: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :cow: :cow: :cow:


(cows ?  8-[ )