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#1  Tormie 18 May 2003 12:09

[color=#3600ff:ff312b63f4]An italian immigrant arrives at his destination in (Canada ?   Australia ?   ). At the train station there is a fellow countryman awaiting for him, an old friend who will host him for the first period...
While travelling on bus, our man looks astonished at the big town, palaces, people, cars, all things he had never seen before...

He arrives at his friend's home (a one-room apartment in the underworld) and look all around.

" Hey, that is a fridge! I've seen one, long time ago! Oh! You've a crapper INSIDE your home, you're a very rich man here... "

Then he look at the bed and see a cloth over it...

" Wow! and what are these ? I think they are called "drawers", isn't it right ? "
" Oh, yes, they are mine" proudly replies his friend, smiling from ear to ear...
" And... How do you use them ? "
" Oh, it's easy, the yellow side goes in front, and the brown one goes behind..."
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#2  Ozymandias Jones 19 May 2003 00:04

What they say about you is true...

You're a funny man  
 




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#3  Den Tracy 19 May 2003 18:22

Tormentor:
Ha Ha Ha !      

Mr. Jones:

You say that I am a "bad bad man" and Tormentor is a "funny man"...

I guess that would make you a funny, bad man !
 



 
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#4  Ozymandias Jones 19 May 2003 23:39

I prefer the term "Humorous Evil Doer", if you don't mind!
 




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