As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab
you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me
unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my
bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
 
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you
laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your
hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me
near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.
 
Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,
only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears
faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget
you.
 
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
 
 
.....you fucking mosquito.

eheheh!    What a classy joke!

Reminds me of another one...

"Last night, I was lying in my bed, thinking about you and looking at the stars.
Suddenly, I thought to myself... WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROOF?!"

   Good one Ken!!!!


GP

    

  

Guilty's made me chuckle out loud... Ken's on top of it made me spit Pepsi through my nose.

 

Gotta' wipe the monitor now.

Isn't that such a neat sensation Ozy? Although I hear Dr Pepper has a much better feeling when shot though the nose.  

Suppose I said yes. Oh. Who is saying Dr Pepper has a much better feeling when shot though the nose ? I'm glad you find this amusing.

hmm...I'm starting to think my nose smells a bot....could it be???

Yes I think it might just be so    

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. You believe that?   Your             nose smells a bot? It's possible. Yeah that's right. How?

yes with my nose I smell a bot, a bot is what I smell

hmm, just need to find the trigger for little Posy and then I'll know for sure lol

 

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Where would you look for the trigger for little Posy and then he or she will know for sure lol   bigrinnin.

I think the trigger shall be found in the puppet master's bag of tricks, don't you?