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#1  guiltypleasures 07 Jul 2003 03:44

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab
you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me
unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my
bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
 
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you
laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your
hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me
near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.
 
Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,
only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears
faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget
you.
 
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
 
 
.....you fucking mosquito.
 




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#2  Tormie 07 Jul 2003 17:10

eheheh!    What a classy joke!
 




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#3  Deviant_Viking 07 Jul 2003 17:26

Reminds me of another one...

"Last night, I was lying in my bed, thinking about you and looking at the stars.
Suddenly, I thought to myself... WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROOF?!"
 




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#4  guiltypleasures 07 Jul 2003 18:33

   Good one Ken!!!!


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#5  Tormie 07 Jul 2003 22:27

    
 




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#6  Ozymandias Jones 08 Jul 2003 01:25

  

Guilty's made me chuckle out loud... Ken's on top of it made me spit Pepsi through my nose.

 

Gotta' wipe the monitor now.
 




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#7  guiltypleasures 08 Jul 2003 01:34

Isn't that such a neat sensation Ozy? Although I hear Dr Pepper has a much better feeling when shot though the nose.  
 




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#8  Posy 08 Jul 2003 01:34

Suppose I said yes. Oh. Who is saying Dr Pepper has a much better feeling when shot though the nose ? I'm glad you find this amusing.
 




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#9  guiltypleasures 08 Jul 2003 01:35

hmm...I'm starting to think my nose smells a bot....could it be???

Yes I think it might just be so    
 




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#10  Posy 08 Jul 2003 01:35

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. You believe that?   Your             nose smells a bot? It's possible. Yeah that's right. How?
 




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#11  guiltypleasures 08 Jul 2003 01:36

yes with my nose I smell a bot, a bot is what I smell
 




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#12  guiltypleasures 08 Jul 2003 01:37


 




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#13  guiltypleasures 08 Jul 2003 01:39

hmm, just need to find the trigger for little Posy and then I'll know for sure lol

 
 




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#14  Posy 08 Jul 2003 01:39

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Where would you look for the trigger for little Posy and then he or she will know for sure lol   bigrinnin.
 




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#15  guiltypleasures 08 Jul 2003 01:40

I think the trigger shall be found in the puppet master's bag of tricks, don't you?
 




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