A woman walks into the kitchen and sees her husband stalking around
with a flyswatter in hand.
"What are you doing ?" she asks
"Hunting flies..." replies the husband
"Oh..." she says. "Killing any ?"
"Yep, three males and two females !" proudly replies the husband
"Really? ...How can you tell which are male and which are female?" is her response
"Easy" says the husband
"Three were on a beer can and the other two were on the phone..."  

    

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Ha ha ha ha ha...

Made my morning at work  

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

  good one, just sent that one to my mom and her friend via email

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's