Subject: I have a Blonde Girlfriend at the moment...
I am seeing a nice blonde girl at the moment and she didn't like this at all. So I thought I'd share :wink: ;

Five blonde women enter a bar and order a bottle of champagne and ten glasses from the bartender. They go and occupy a table, set a small framed picture in the middle, and start "high fiving" and dancing around the table chanting, "51 days! 51 days!".

A few minutes later, five more blondes enter the bar and join the others at the table. There is much laughing and merriment, alternating with the ritual chanting of, "51 days! 51 days!".

Finally, the bartender can no longer control his curiosity and he strolls over to the table to see what is going on.

In the center is a picture of the cookie monster in a frame. When the bartender asks what the celebration is all about, one of the women says, "We were all tired of the blonde jokes about how dumb we are, so we got together and put this puzzle together. On the package it said '2 to 4 years', but we all worked together and put the puzzle together in 51 days!"

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If you keep telling jokes of the blonde variety, me thinks the title of the next joke you'll be telling is "I Once Had A Blonde Girlfriend" and maybe looking for a new girlfriend...perhaps a brunette who is impervious to "blonde jokes"...
:lol:

A good joke nevertheless...

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Noooo, never happen. I'm such a nice guy, why would she leave me? I really am a nice guy...

All my ex-wives and ex-girlfriends say so.. :wink:

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Ozymandias Jones wrote: 

All my ex-wives and ex-girlfriends say so.. :wink:


:shock: I hope they make a big alimony-discount to you :mrgreen:

(sometimes is better to tie a knot to [i:6b96a89cfb]it[/i:6b96a89cfb] #-o )

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OJ ... "all my ex-wives"

Den looks at the age and sees 35....
How many ex-wives we be talkin' about here pardner ?

(1) Less than 2
(2) Greater than 2 but lest than 5
(3) Greater than 5
:D :D :D

OJ : ..."I'm a real nice guy"
Den: "It shows" ... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Trying to keep it under two...

:whistle:

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