Airline Pilots and Extremely Homely Man Jokes


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#1  Den Tracy 25 May 2004 21:51

These jokes are old, but some of you may never have heard them before...

Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots' uniforms--both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory.
As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin--but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. Up in the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die. . ."

 

A very homely (ugly)  person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"

"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over there and lie face down on the couch."

 
 



 
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#2  JanReinar 26 May 2004 00:00

    
 



 
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#3  tda42 26 May 2004 00:39

                  
Oh Den!
 



 
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#4  Ozymandias Jones 26 May 2004 04:28

I read these out at the office... they read better than they tell  

Well, I laughed anyway and that'sall that matters
 




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#5  Den Tracy 26 May 2004 13:32

I'm happy to have brought smiles or laughter to many people here
and elsewhere since I showed up in the Poser forums.
 



 
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#8  JanReinar 27 May 2004 14:35

Again!           
 



 
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