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A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a
misunderstanding."
"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf
and he yelled at me about the price."
"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls
are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane
ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the
back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska
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wait a sec, I'm a blonde 
