A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a
misunderstanding."
"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf
and he yelled at me about the price."
"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls
are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane
ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the
back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska
Subject: since I am always joking about being blonde
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :clap: :clap:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lmao: :lmao: :bigrinnin: :lol: :lmao: :lmao: :bigrinnin: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: #-o :lmao: :lmao: =; :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :dancing: :dancing: :lmao: :lmao:
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:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
:lmao:
:lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: .... :-k wait a sec, I'm a blonde 8-[ #-o
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:lololol: :lmao: :lol: :lmao: :lol: :lmao: :lol: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :cow: :cow: :cow:
(cows ? 8-[ )
(cows ? 8-[ )
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