So I remembered one and thought I'd write it down here :
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A little girl had to sleep alone at home one night, as her parents had business to attend to and wouldn't be back untill the next day.
This should go ok though, as she had a dog to look out for her.
Her dog liked to lie under her bed, and she used to stick her hand under to it. If the dog licked her hand, everything was ok.
So her parents left, and she went to bed.
In the middle of the night, she woke up from hearing a dripping sound.
She went to the upstairs bath, as her room was on that floor.
Nothing there. No leak from the sink.
So she went back to bed, and put her hand under her bed.
The dog licked her hand. Everything was fine, and she went back to sleep.
Later on, she woke up again, hearing the same dripping noise.
Now she went downstairs and checked the kitchen sink.
Nothing.
So she went back to bed, put her hand under her bed to the dog.
The dog licked her hand. She went back to sleep.
But even later, she awoke yet again, hearing the same dripping noise.
This time, she went down to the first floor... opened the door to the downstairs bathroom...
And there, in the shower.. hung her dog. Gutted. It's blood dripping.
On the dog's body was a note, which read;
"Not only dogs can lick hands"
