tda42";p="17454 wrote: 

Landman puts two bananas in his ears to do a quick moose impression.         

Kenny!!!

That is my bighorn sheep impression....:-s


Never impersonate a [u:1a1ac09975]moose[/u:1a1ac09975] during rutting season...

  

did you know that the spelling FART, in swedish means speed........

[quote= Kenny!!!

That is my bighorn sheep impression....:-s
Never impersonate a [u:460c2d2e78]moose[/u:460c2d2e78] during rutting season...[/quote]


You you get moose breathe.
Nice sheep impression though. It's hard to do that one.      

I would like to learn more about your language Thilda. It is interesting.

Lady: What did I do wrong officer?

Cop: You were farting 25 miles over the farting limit
 
Lady: I'm sorry officer, I didn't notice I was farting at all
 
Cop: I'll let you off with a warning this time, but if I cactch you farting on my highways again I'll have to
cite you and charge you for every FART over the 55 mph law!


     

     !!!

Coming soon "Nex`s' Schicken Mate of the Month Calender       

When did you first notice your marbles missing, Mr. Landman?
Do you know of any enmies your marbles might have?
Have you gotten a ransome letter yet?         

Somebody seems pretty interested in my marbles....


 

    

      

hmm...interesting.... land's marbles have shown up on ebay with a buy it now of  1 thousand dollars

GP wonders who would be selling land's marbles and how they managed to get ahold of them  

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