tda42";p="17454 wrote: 

Landman puts two bananas in his ears to do a quick moose impression.         

Kenny!!!

That is my bighorn sheep impression....:-s


Never impersonate a [u:1a1ac09975]moose[/u:1a1ac09975] during rutting season...

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

  

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

did you know that the spelling FART, in swedish means speed........

[quote= Kenny!!!

That is my bighorn sheep impression....:-s
Never impersonate a [u:460c2d2e78]moose[/u:460c2d2e78] during rutting season...[/quote]


You you get moose breathe.
Nice sheep impression though. It's hard to do that one.      

I would like to learn more about your language Thilda. It is interesting.

Lady: What did I do wrong officer?

Cop: You were farting 25 miles over the farting limit
 
Lady: I'm sorry officer, I didn't notice I was farting at all
 
Cop: I'll let you off with a warning this time, but if I cactch you farting on my highways again I'll have to
cite you and charge you for every FART over the 55 mph law!


     

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

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Coming soon "Nex`s' Schicken Mate of the Month Calender       

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"the brite good morning voice, whose heard but never seen"

When did you first notice your marbles missing, Mr. Landman?
Do you know of any enmies your marbles might have?
Have you gotten a ransome letter yet?         

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"the brite good morning voice, whose heard but never seen"

Somebody seems pretty interested in my marbles....


 

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

    

      

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hmm...interesting.... land's marbles have shown up on ebay with a buy it now of  1 thousand dollars

GP wonders who would be selling land's marbles and how they managed to get ahold of them  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

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