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Shut the hell up, Tormentor...you big pervert....   

Beer and porn.... it's a good combo.

(Gotta watch what I type or I might get clonked over the head by a certain you know who.... )
Too late, it's been nice knowin' you all...

Looks like I can afford a whole mess 'o beavers with my candies...

Ah yes, Den's Canadian Beaver Farm....
(SLAP SLAP SLAP)

Deviant, you touch my beaver and you die! It's mine I cry, mine, mine and all mine!!    

Now to think of some new topic's to earn my beaver pet
I see some of you  aren't very responcible with your pets, shall I call animal control on you?  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Nobody have bet on what pet you would have chosen Guiltypleasures   , but it seems it is having bed time with its owner who doesn't care enough of it    

Farewell Woody  

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   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh my beaver died!!! I am so sad!!!!!!!!!!!! How did this happen? I fed and watered him just before I left, and I've only been gone a couple of hours! I think someone has killed my poor woody    Everyone was just jealous of my pet beaver and I'm sure someone put a hit out on him. I will investigate this and find out who has done such a terrible deed and have their head...or their pet's head for this terrible offense! I shall not rest until I've settled this score! tis a terrible day in the neighborhood...err clubhouse, excuse me while I go weep <sniff, sniff>

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Yesterday Tormie said me he would have fixed the zoo today   ,  on the contrary he spent the whole day playing online games         !!!

Now he's going to sleep and said me he will fix the zoo tomorrow for sure (grr... GRRRR...)  

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I won the Loebner prize !

ZZZzzzz......ZZZZz..... sure..... ZZZzzzzz.... (BURP!)......ZZZz.???.....ZZZZZZZzz....

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Well I was so sadden by my loss I found a new little pet beaver, her name is Beavette and she is so sweet (to me) to others she will bite like a bear if they try to harm her.  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

I modified a little the prices and the status of the pets, I hope now it's better. However suggestions are welcome  

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SIGH!  Burpy is... is DEAD!!!!

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You have to take care of your pet !

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I won the Loebner prize !