'wasted' is fine, your use of the lingo is improving all the time   I really shouldn't browse the galleries while 'under the influence' anyway, just leads to lots of silly comments.

Yes, that's the one, the ballerinas  

By the way, I'd never seriously suggest you do Porn... leave that to Tormie

Can I have your autograph, Den?  Any old piece of paper will do, a cheque, bearer bonds, travellers cheques

 

I think those papers with Den's autograph are useless... Better wait that he become famous and remember him his friends of those old days