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Please, take care of yourself -this Christmas...
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A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health
and the Department of Motor Vehicles, indicates —that 23%
of traffic accidents - are alcohol related.
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This means that the remaining 77% ...
are caused -by assholes that just drink coffee,
carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, ...and shit like that.
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Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause -three times as many accidents.
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Obviously— it is 3 times SAFER— to ride in a vehicle
where the driver has been drinking beer... (like me)
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-than to ride, in a vehicle where the driver
is a complaining -know-it-all— (like my mother)
This message is sent by someone who cares
about your -well being.
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