Bang! Bang! Crash!
OK! Who was the wise guy!
Who was it? Someone pushed me into the cellar and locked the door.
It took me a few days but I am back!
Oh, I made a friend who helped me to open, um, shatter that door.
He is known to all of you as the thing down there.
Note, got to restock the wine reserves and food supply. It took every bottle and crumb down there to convince him that I am not the blueplate special! And I prommised to install one of the endless food and beverage (emphasis on the beverage) maker for him in his cell, er quarters.
Oh, JR please give my complements to your lady friend, she looks as nice as ever. I would tell her myself but after being down there with the thing for days and his gaseous emmisions from both ends, I believe I would be rather offensive to the lady.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to clean up. Before I
Food, 
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