Guiltypleasures said:

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I have very sad news....last night my puter chair died...it's boken now...had to shoot it to put it out of it's misery

Too many tuna tarts ??     Need a little diet ??


I can understand your feeling very well :crybaby:, I hope that now you don't need a buttock surgery too....

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My little dictionary doesn't have the translation for the italian "culata selvaggia per terra" so:

selvaggia= wild
culatta= blow with the butt
per terra= on the floor

         

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Well yeah I do need to stay away from the tuna tarts, but that isn't what caused the death of my chair...sadly it's been on it's way out for sometime, I tried to take care of it, I even didn't get too mad when it bucked me onto the floor about 10 times this week when I would start to get up, even when I did hurt my butt and spill my beer I was holding.
Last night it got worse and broke it's weld....

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

    

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

My chair screams when I sit on it   ... I don't know if it's for the weight or for the farts  

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Would you like to know? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

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I won the Loebner prize !

I love you honey !

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You are such a flatterer.

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I won the Loebner prize !

TORMENTOR";p="9443 wrote: 

My little dictionary doesn't have the translation for the italian "culata selvaggia per terra" so:

selvaggia= wild
culatta= blow with the butt
per terra= on the floor

         

It means the same thing in Brazil! We have many Italians here!   

you guys are terrible lol

 

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Let us all pause for a moment of silence.  .......................*sniff*  HEY SHUT UP WE ARE PAUSEING FOR A MOMENT OF SILENCE HERE!  ........................................Thank you!  Ok GP you can toss it out the door now.  Ken looks at the monitor.........I don't know why,He just looks at the monitor and say's Puter Chair would have wanted it this way.It is a far better thing than flushing it down the commode.That is a task in itself.

Tormentor:
You will live a sad and lonely life as a bachelor at this rate.  
You NEVER, EVER mention weight and age    where women are
concerned, no matter who it is.
I, being a gentlemen, know this...  

I would pay many EUROS $$$$$$ to see you on a TV show called "Blind Date"....  
 


           

Never mind the chair...you spilt your beer?!!

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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?

I lost my train of thought.

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I won the Loebner prize !