I love Roses   But since I found the joke, maybe I would like 3 dozen Red ones  

You have to be faster than me Tormie, and I'm pretty quick. Now off with you to the flower shop and I don't want cheap one's!  

But I still love ya tormie, you are so much fun and such a nice guy to work for on here

<never hurts to suck up to the boss ya know  

   Oh, Gosh !    

...Too much for me   ...


*ahem* anyway... It was something on the hidden meaning of the word "spanish" (feminine) in my language...

Ouch ! She was fast *really*  

I have spoken with my legal team, who has finished tattooing various colorful slogans on each others' thighs, and they have informed me that I will be able to take my marble back, but the 3 nippled halter bra(for legal purposes) has to stay. They were very adamant about this, and used the phrase "You can't take away the 3 nipple halter bra, sissyboy!" many times. So, although the quotes will be taken off, I have been forced to keep the lawsuit up.

In addition, my lawyers have suggested that it might be in my best interests to post the msn transcript between you and Grammie Sugerbottom, where you refer to her as an "ugly woman" and a lesbian. They have informed me that is "really bitchin'" and "a kick in the crotch". After reading it, I have to agree.

I hope you find this compromise acceptable.

Landman

Oh so your lawyers have given you permission to take back the marble....well buster, I"ve talked to people too, and Elvis has told me under strick confidence that the marble is under no UFO supervision, but once he's back in the building he is going to take my case and cause you utmost grief! He also sang me a song
After hanging up with him, I then went to my attorney Etta B. Snickerdoodles and she after seeing this propostorous outrage you have soured upon my soul and knee caps has told me <very curtly> that it is within my powers to advance to go and collect all your marbles to which you still have ownership of and also all the navel lint that is within your pockets. Oh yeah, and I'm suppost to ask you if you are free Sat night, she needs an escort to the Bingo Parlor.
So, your compromise isn't acceptable at this time, nor another time either..unless that a time comes that I'm asleep and you have forced me to do things against my will and I've given up the marble in utter desperation.
Good day sir!

Ms G. Pleasures

Tsk... I'll make this simple.
*steals the marble and makes the gnomes hide it*

THAT'S FOR MESSING WITH THE GNOMES!

Well, I guess I've lost my marble now...and I was so much wanting to see Elvis in action again. Now I've got to call Snickerdoodle and tell her that she will most likley have to find a new bowling partner. Dang!

Always
the last to know