Dust everywhere, pizza boxes and beer cans all over the place, FART stains on the sofa 
, my penguins have run amuck, the shicken looks like he hasn't eaten in weeks and I don't even want to know what's growing on my tuna tarts! 
Do you guys even know what a broom is? Sheesh, I guess I'll be here awhile doing some big clean up! 
On the brighter side, I've been wanting to re-decorate this place for ages, guess this is as good a time as any
New curtains, new furniture, nice wood floors and a big screen tv should be good for a start. I'm thinking maybe even updating the kitchen too. I found that if we do it ourselves we can save a fortune so how bout it guys, you in for a re-haul on this ol clubhouse? 
Okay I'll thow in more pizza, beer, freshly baked tuna tarts and even a big cake with ice cream, now who's in? 
... ( Tormie disappears... 
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Tormie work, now that's funny 
Maybe you should be an "outside" cat and then we wouldn't need the litter box? Wait..I forgot, tormie likes to use it to 
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